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1. A first-grade class is having a game of Name That Animal. The teacher held up a picture of a cat. "What animal is this?" she asked. "A cat!" said Eddie. "Good job! Now, what is ... (First, Grade, Class, Game, Name, That, Animal, Held, Picture, What)	< Vote >
2. Q: Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? A: The old drunk... (Santa, Claus, Tooth, Fairy, Honest, Lawyer, Drunk, Down, Street, Together)	< Vote >
3. Yo' mama so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard! (Cereal, Bowl, Came, With, Lifeguard)	< Vote >
4. Q: What happened when Snoopy found out his girl cheated on him? A: He bitch-slapped her. (What, When, Snoopy, Found, Girl, Bitch)	< Vote >
5. How did we know that Monica would testify? Because she has a history of not being able to keep her mouth closed. (Know, That, Monica, Would, Testify, Because, History, Being, Able, Keep)	< Vote >