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1.  
MasterCard for Men
Cover charge: $15.00
Round of drinks: $23.00
Table dance: $30.00
another round of drinks: $23.00
Couch dance and tips: $50.00
A round of shots: $34.00

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Charge, Dance, Round, Your, Hotel, Room, Never, Have, Hear, Complain)
 
 
 
 
 
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2.  
"Father! Father! An old man on crutches walked up to the holy water a
minute ago, and he
splashed some on his right leg and then he threw away his right
crutch! Then he splashe...

(Father, Water, Minute, Some, Right, Then, Threw, Away, Crutch, Then)
 
 
 
 
 
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3.  
Why are there hardly any dental professionals in Arkansas?

Because it takes 35 patients to make a full set of teeth.

(There, Dental, Arkansas, Because, Make, Full, Teeth)
 
 
 
 
 
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4.  
The Pastor approaches his pulpit one Sunday and said, "Before we get started
today I want you to know that there are rumors running rampant-I've heard that
there are many of you out there...

(Pastor, Pulpit, Sunday, Said, Before, Today, Want, Know, That, There)
 
 
 
 
 
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5.  
Yo mama so poor she beat up a gumball machine because it didn't take food stamps.
(Poor, Beat, Machine, Because, Take, Food)
 
 
 
 
 
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