1.
What do Monica Lewinsky and Bob Dole have in common?
They were both upset when Bill finished first!
(What, Monica, Dole, Have, Common, They, Were, Both, Upset, When) |
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2.
Two goldfish were in their tank.
One turns to the other and says,
"You man the guns, I'll drive."
(Goldfish, Were, Their, Tank, Other, Drive) |
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3.
Why does Hillary want to have sex with Bill every day at 5 AM?
To make sure she's the First Lady...
(Want, Have, With, Bill, Every, Make, Sure, First, Lady) |
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4.
To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails, her mother tells
her it'll make her fat. ÂI won't do it any more, Mom," says the daughter.
Next day they are out walking when the...
(Stop, Year, Daughter, From, Mother, Make, More, Next, They, When) |
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5.
Q: Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
A: To stop the snoring before it starts.
(Black, Widow, Kill, Their, Stop, Before) |
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