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1. Q: What is your date of birth? A: July fifteenth. Q: What year? A: Every year. Q: This myasthenia gravis - does it affect your memory at all? A: Yes. ... (What, Your, Date, Birth, July, Fifteenth, Year, Every, This, Affect)	< Vote >
2. What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer? A tick falls off of you when you die. (What, Between, Tick, Lawyer, When)	< Vote >
3. The head of the monastery wanted to check how strong his priests are in resisting temptetion. He called 3 of them to his room, and ordered them to put a small bell on their penis. ... (Head, Monastery, Check, Strong, Them, Room, Small, Bell, Their, Penis)	< Vote >
4. A religious man is on top of a roof during a great flood. A man comes by in a boat and says "get in, get in!" The religous man replies, " no I have faith in God, he will grant me a miracle." (Religious, Roof, During, Great, Flood, Boat, Have, Faith, Will, Grant)	< Vote >
5. Yo daddy is so bald, when he wears a turtleneck he looks like a broken condom. (Daddy, Bald, When, Turtleneck, Like, Broken)	< Vote >