1. A first-grade class is having a game of Name That Animal. The teacher held up a picture of a cat. "What animal is this?" she asked. "A cat!" said Eddie.
"Good job! Now, what is ... (First, Grade, Class, Game, Name, That, Animal, Held, Picture, What) |
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2. Q: Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it?
A: The old drunk... (Santa, Claus, Tooth, Fairy, Honest, Lawyer, Drunk, Down, Street, Together) |
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3. Yo' mama so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard! (Cereal, Bowl, Came, With, Lifeguard) |
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4. Q: What happened when Snoopy found out his girl cheated on him?
A: He bitch-slapped her. (What, When, Snoopy, Found, Girl, Bitch) |
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5. How did we know that Monica would testify?
Because she has a history of not being able to keep her mouth closed. (Know, That, Monica, Would, Testify, Because, History, Being, Able, Keep) |
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