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Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
(Your, Father, Thief, Cause, Someone, Stole, Them)
 
 
 
 
 
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Great minds ... discuss ideas. Average minds ... discuss events. Small minds ... discuss people.
(Great, Discuss, Average, Small, People)
 
 
 
 
 
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Faith is not faith until it's all you're holding on to.
(Faith, Faith, Until)
 
 
 
 
 
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Dear God, So far today, I've done all right. I haven't gossiped. I haven't lost my temper. I haven't been greedy, grumpy, nasty, selfish or overindulgent. I'm very thankful for that. But in a few m...
(Dear, Today, Done, Right, Haven, Lost, Temper, Been, Greedy, Grumpy)
 
 
 
 
 
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The secret of true greatness is simplicity.
(Secret, True, Simplicity)
 
 
 
 
 
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