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1. Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes. (Your, Father, Thief, Cause, Someone, Stole, Them)	< Vote >
2. Great minds ... discuss ideas. Average minds ... discuss events. Small minds ... discuss people. (Great, Discuss, Average, Small, People)	< Vote >
3. Faith is not faith until it's all you're holding on to. (Faith, Faith, Until)	< Vote >
4. Dear God, So far today, I've done all right. I haven't gossiped. I haven't lost my temper. I haven't been greedy, grumpy, nasty, selfish or overindulgent. I'm very thankful for that. But in a few m... (Dear, Today, Done, Right, Haven, Lost, Temper, Been, Greedy, Grumpy)	< Vote >
5. The secret of true greatness is simplicity. (Secret, True, Simplicity)	< Vote >