Funsturbation

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1. In Ikea they have a Shelf storage system called Nob - So that's the only shop you can go into and ask the assistant to wheel your Nob to the car cuz it's too heavy. (They, Have, Shelf, Storage, System, That, Only, Shop, Into, Assistant)	< Vote >
2. A status symbol is a symbol, not status. (Status, Symbol)	< Vote >
3. I can not dial 911. There's no 11 on my phone. (Dial, Phone)	< Vote >
4. There's one thing good about being poor - its inexpensive. (Thing, Good, About, Being, Poor, Inexpensive)	< Vote >
5. I heard that you changed your mind. So, what did you do with the diaper? (Heard, That, Your, Mind, What, With, Diaper)	< Vote >