Funsturbation

Oh, God, No

Three clergymen were sitting in a boat, fishing.
"I'm thirsty, "said the first."I'm going to go get myself a Coke." So he got
out of the boat, walked across the water, and came back with his Coke.
"Ooh, that looks good, "said the second and got out of the boat. He walked
across the water, got his Coke, and came back.
"You're right, "said the third."I think I'll get one too." He steps out of the
boat and sinks like a rock.
"Hey, "said the first clergyman to the second, "should we tell him where the
rocks are?"
(Three, Clergymen, Were, Sitting, Boat, Thirsty, Said, First, Myself, Coke)

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