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Stress-Relieving Prayer

Stress-Relieving Prayer



Lord,

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
The courage to change the things I cannot accept,
And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people
I had to kill today because they pissed me off.

And, help me to be careful
Of the toes I step on today as they
May be connected to the ass
That I might have to kiss tomorrow.

Amen.
(Stress, Grant, Accept, Cannot, Change, Courage, Wisdom, Hide, Those, Kill)

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