Funsturbation

A middle-aged guy and his date are making out hot and heavy in the movies
when his toupee slides off. As he's groping around for it, his hand goes
between her legs, up under her skirt, and lands on her twat.
She says, "That's it! That's it!"
He says, "It can't be. I part mine on the side."
(Middle, Date, Heavy, When, Around, Hand, Goes, Between, Under, Skirt)

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