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A grade school teacher

A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a
living. Timmy stood up and said, "My mom is a doctor!" Sarah stood up and said,
"My father is a professor!" Little Johnny stood up and said, "My dad is a piano
player in a whorehouse!"

The teacher couldn't believe what she's had just heard, so she made a point of
calling Little Johnny's father that evening to discuss the situation. Little
Johnny's father explained, "Actually, I'm a law attorney, but how am I supposed
to explain that to a seven year old kid!"
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