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6.  
When I came here, I couldn't speak a word of English, but my sex life was perfect. Now my English is perfect but my sex life is rubbish.
(When, Came, Here, Speak, Word, English, Life, Perfect, Rubbish)
 
 
 
 
 
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7.  
If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.
(Have, Life)
 
 
 
 
 
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8.  
I practice safe sex - I use an airbag.
(Practice, Safe)
 
 
 
 
 
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9.  
A girl's legs are her best friends, but the best of friends must part.
(Girl, Best, Must, Part)
 
 
 
 
 
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10.  
Men who tell you they read the Ann Summers catalogue for the articles are lying.
(Tell, They, Read, Summers, Catalogue, Lying)
 
 
 
 
 
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