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31.  
Sex is the most beautiful thing that can take place between a happily married man and his secretary.
(Most, Beautiful, Thing, That, Take, Place, Between, Married, Secretary)
 
 
 
 
 
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32.  
I'm a terrible lover. I've actually given a woman an anti-climax.
(Terrible, Given, Woman, Anti, Climax)
 
 
 
 
 
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33.  
Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place.
(Women, Need, Reason, Have, Just, Place)
 
 
 
 
 
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34.  
I think I mentioned to Bob [Geldof] I could make love for eight hours. What I didn't say was that this included four hours of begging and then dinner and a movie.
(Think, Could, Make, Love, Eight, What, That, This, Four, Begging)
 
 
 
 
 
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35.  
Sex is a two-way treat.
(Treat)
 
 
 
 
 
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