16.
I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was, 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath'. For three years my husband and I slept on bunk beds.
(Blame, Mother, Poor, Life, Told, Goes, Woman, Three, Husband, Slept) |
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17.
The closest I ever came to a menage-a-trois was when I dated a schizophrenic.
(Came, When, Schizophrenic) |
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18.
As a lover, I'm about as impressive as a magician on the radio.
(About, Impressive, Magician, Radio) |
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19.
Sex is more fun than cars but cars refuel quicker than men.
(More, Than) |
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20.
Sex is like bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.
(Like, Bridge, Have, Good, Partner, Hand) |
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Einfach Lachen
Funsturbation