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1.  
Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
(Have, Kissing, Pretty, Soon, Start, Them)
 
 
 
 
 
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2.  
If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.
(Have, Life)
 
 
 
 
 
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3.  
I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was, 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath'. For three years my husband and I slept on bunk beds.
(Blame, Mother, Poor, Life, Told, Goes, Woman, Three, Husband, Slept)
 
 
 
 
 
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I believe that sex is the most beautiful, natural, and wholesome thing that money can buy.
(Believe, That, Most, Beautiful, Natural, Wholesome, Thing, Money)
 
 
 
 
 
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5.  
When I came here, I couldn't speak a word of English, but my sex life was perfect. Now my English is perfect but my sex life is rubbish.
(When, Came, Here, Speak, Word, English, Life, Perfect, Rubbish)
 
 
 
 
 
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