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6. An athiest is a man with no invisible means of support. (John Buchan) (With, Invisible, Support, John)	< Vote >
7. July 4. Statistics show that we lose more fools on this day than in all the other days of the year put together. This proves, by the number left in stock, that one fourth of July per year is now in... (July, Show, That, Lose, More, This, Than, Other, Year, Together)	< Vote >
8. Money can't buy happiness; it can, however, rent it. (Money, However, Rent)	< Vote >
9. Events in the past may be roughly divided into those which probably never happened and those which do not matter. (W. R. Inge) (Past, Into, Those, Which, Never)	< Vote >
10. A pessimist is a man who has been compelled to live with an optimist. (Elbert Hubbard) (Pessimist, Been, Compelled, Live, With, Optimist, Hubbard)	< Vote >

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