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16.  
Nature gives you the face you have at twenty. Life shapes the face you have at thirty. But at fifty you get the face you deserve. (Coco Chanel)
(Nature, Face, Have, Twenty, Life, Thirty, Fifty, Deserve, Coco)
 
 
 
 
 
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17.  
Never raise your hand to your children; it leaves your midsection unprotected. (Robert Orben)
(Never, Raise, Your, Hand, Children, Midsection, Robert)
 
 
 
 
 
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18.  
Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic. (Dan Rather)
(Will, With, Anything, Block, Traffic, Rather)
 
 
 
 
 
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19.  
I don't like money, actually, but it quiets my nerves. (Joe Louis)
(Like, Money, Louis)
 
 
 
 
 
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20.  
Pro football is like nuclear warfare. There are no winners, only survivors. (Frank Gifford)
(Football, Like, Nuclear, Warfare, Only, Frank, Gifford)
 
 
 
 
 
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