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1. I have only one ambition left: I should like to have a good epitaph. (Prince Bismark) (Have, Only, Ambition, Left, Should, Like, Good, Epitaph, Prince, Bismark)	< Vote >
2. The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post. (George Bernard Shaw) (Perfect, Love, Affair, Which, Post, George, Bernard, Shaw)	< Vote >
3. Please do not shoot the pianist. He is doing his best. (Oscar Wilde, from Impressions of America (quoting someone in 'Leadville')) (Please, Shoot, Pianist, Best, Oscar, America, Someone)	< Vote >
4. The more I see of man . . . the more I like dogs. (Madam de Stael) (More, Like, Madam)	< Vote >
5. No woman should ever be quite accurate about her age. It looks so calculating. (Oscar Wilde) (Woman, Should, Quite, Accurate, About, Oscar)	< Vote >

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