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1. An incompetent attorney can delay a trial for months or years. A competent attourney can delay one even longer. (Evelle J. Younger) (Incompetent, Attorney, Delay, Trial, Competent, Even)	< Vote >
2. Research is an organized method for keeping you reasonably dissatisfied with what you have. (Charles Kettering) (Method, With, What, Have, Charles, Kettering)	< Vote >
3. A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it rains. (Robert Frost) (Bank, Place, Where, They, Lend, Umbrella, Fair, Weather, Back, When)	< Vote >
4. Never vote for the best candidate, vote for the one who will do the least harm. (Frank Dane) (Never, Vote, Best, Candidate, Will, Least, Harm, Frank, Dane)	< Vote >
5. Seeing a murder on television can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any antagonisms, the commercials will give you some. (Alfred Hitchcock) (Seeing, Murder, Television, Help, Work, Haven, Will, Give, Some, Alfred)	< Vote >

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