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16.  
[On his running for California Governor]It's the most important decision I've had to make since 1978 when I decided to get a bikini wax.
(Running, California, Most, Important, Decision, Make, Since, When, Bikini)
 
 
 
 
 
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17.  
A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar.
(Good, Politician, Quite, Honest, Burglar)
 
 
 
 
 
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18.  
The mistake a lot of politicians make is in forgetting they've been appointed and thinking they've been anointed.
(Make, Forgetting, They, Been)
 
 
 
 
 
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19.  
In politics, an absurdity is not a handicap.
(Handicap)
 
 
 
 
 
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20.  
One of my movies was called "True Lies." It's what the Democrats should have called their convention.
(True, What, Should, Have, Their, Convention)
 
 
 
 
 
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