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1.  
Run for office? No. I've slept with too many women, I've done too many drugs, and I've been to too many parties.
(Office, Slept, With, Many, Women, Done, Been)
 
 
 
 
 
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2.  
The political machine triumphs because it is a united minority acting against a divided majority.
(Machine, Because, Against)
 
 
 
 
 
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Half a truth is better than no politics.
(Half, Truth, Than)
 
 
 
 
 
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To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.
(Succeed, Often, Necessary, Rise, Above, Your)
 
 
 
 
 
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5.  
Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
(Everything, People, Joke)
 
 
 
 
 
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