Funsturbation

Joe's hilarious Fun-Portal - The funniest Laugh-Site on the net!

1. If you were a booger I'd pick you first. (Were, Pick, First)	< Vote >
2. Have I seen you before? Oh, yeah, I remember - it was in the dictionary under the word FANBLEEDINGTASTIC! (Have, Seen, Before, Yeah, Remember, Dictionary, Under, Word)	< Vote >
3. Did you have Campbell's soup today? (she answers yes/no) Because you're lookin' mmm... mmm... good! (Have, Campbell, Soup, Today, Because, Good)	< Vote >
4. Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track. (Damn, Girl, Have, More, Than, Race, Track)	< Vote >
5. Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart. (Have, Where, Your, Heart)	< Vote >

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