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11. I need a kiss, I need touched, I need your love, I need warmth, I need hugs, I need sex, I need YOU! (Need, Kiss, Your, Love, Warmth)	< Vote >
12. A farmer learns more from a bad harvest than a good one. (More, Harvest, Than, Good)	< Vote >
13. My "check engine" light came on the other day. I popped the hood, and looked, the engine is STILL there! Silly light . . . (Check, Engine, Light, Came, Other, Hood, Still, Silly)	< Vote >
14. Patience is how you act while you're waiting. (Joyce Meyer) (While, Joyce, Meyer)	< Vote >
15. The ship is safer in the harbour, but it is not meant for that. (Ship, Meant, That)	< Vote >

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