Funsturbation

Joe's hilarious Fun-Portal - The funniest Laugh-Site on the net!

1. I asked Mom if I was a gifted child...she said they certainly wouldn't have paid for me. (Child, Said, They, Have, Paid)	< Vote >
2. Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you too, can become great. (Mark Twain) (Keep, Away, People, Belittle, Your, Small, Always, That, Great, Make)	< Vote >
3. The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. (Bird, Worm, Second, Mouse, Cheese)	< Vote >
4. If you have food in the refrigerator, clothes on your back, a roof overhead, and a place to sleep...you are richer than 75% of this world. (Have, Food, Your, Back, Roof, Place, Sleep, Than, This, World)	< Vote >
5. The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain. (Dolly Parton) (Want, Rainbow, With, Rain, Dolly)	< Vote >

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