6.
Marriage changes passion ... suddenly you're in bed with a relative.
(Marriage, Passion, With) |
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7.
If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
(Variety, Spice, Life, Marriage, Leftover) |
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8.
A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage.
(Coward, Hero, With, Wife, Mortgage) |
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9.
All tragedies are finished by a death, all comedies by a marriage.
(Death, Marriage) |
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10.
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
(Marriage, That, What, Live, With, Battery) |
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