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31.  
Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
(Eighty, Percent, Married, Cheat, America, Rest, Europe)
 
 
 
 
 
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32.  
A man's wife has more power over him than the state has.
(Wife, More, Power, Over, Than, State)
 
 
 
 
 
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33.  
A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished.
(Love, Incomplete, Until, Married, Then)
 
 
 
 
 
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34.  
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
(Getting, Married, Very, Much, Like, Restaurant, With, Order, What, Want)
 
 
 
 
 
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35.  
Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings ... and lawyers.
(Marriage, Tough, Because, Have, Deal, With)
 
 
 
 
 
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