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11. I'm going to marry a Jewish woman because I like the idea of getting up Sunday morning and going to the deli. (Marry, Jewish, Woman, Because, Like, Idea, Getting, Sunday)	< Vote >
12. Marriage is an institution and that's where a couple finish up. (Marriage, Institution, That, Where, Couple, Finish)	< Vote >
13. The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. (Secret, Happy, Marriage)	< Vote >
14. Inertia accounts for two-thirds of marriages. But love accounts for the other third. (Inertia, Love, Other, Third)	< Vote >
15. There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I'll get married again. (Only, Have, Happy, Marriage, Soon, Learn, What, Married, Again)	< Vote >

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