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1. Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day. (Always, Married, That, Work, Haven, Whole)	< Vote >
2. Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway. (Marriage, Give, Take, Anyway)	< Vote >
3. I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't. (Luck, With, Both, First, Left, Second)	< Vote >
4. Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invaribly they are both disappointed. (Marry, Women, With, Hope, They, Will, Never, Change, Women, Both)	< Vote >
5. In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice that still continues. (Olden, Were, Made, Altar, Practice, That, Still)	< Vote >

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