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1. I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry. (Think, Have, Marriage, They, Pain, Bought, Jewelry)	< Vote >
2. They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning. (They, Made, Heaven, Thunder, Lightning)	< Vote >
3. I never knew what real happiness was until I got married. And by then it was too late. (Never, Knew, What, Real, Until, Married, Then, Late)	< Vote >
4. A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it. (Girl, Must, Marry, Love, Keep, Until)	< Vote >
5. I never married because I have three pets at home that answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog that growls every morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home lat... (Never, Married, Because, Have, Three, Home, That, Answer, Same, Purpose)	< Vote >

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