Funsturbation

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1. I heard you were so cool that you began teaching remedial classes at Cucumber college. (Heard, Were, Cool, That, Began, Remedial, Cucumber, College)	< Vote >
2. A woman went to a plastic surgeon and asked him to make her like Bo Derek. He gave her a lobotomy. (Woman, Went, Plastic, Surgeon, Make, Like, Derek, Gave, Lobotomy)	< Vote >
3. Hi there, I'm a human being! What are you? (Human, Being, What)	< Vote >
4. (Jack) Benny's so cheap he wouldn't give you the parsley off his fish. (Jack, Benny, Cheap, Give, Parsley, Fish)	< Vote >
5. A Las Vegas casino has announced a deal with Barry Manilow. Manilow will get $60 million. Now when in Vegas not only can you shoot crap, you can now listen to it. (Casino, Deal, With, Barry, Will, Million, When, Only, Shoot, Crap)	< Vote >

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