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6. Computer dating is fine, if you're a computer. (Fine)	< Vote >
7. My mom always complains about my lack of a boyfriend. Well, next time she asks, I'm going to tell her I'm dating two different guys -- Mr. Duracell and Mr. Energizer. (Always, About, Lack, Boyfriend, Well, Next, Time, Tell, Different)	< Vote >
8. Never date a woman whose father calls her 'Princess.' Chances are she believes it. (Never, Date, Woman, Whose, Father, Princess)	< Vote >
9. Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with? (Whenever, Date, Think, This, Want, Children, Spend, Their, With)	< Vote >
10. I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. (Been, Many, Blind, Should, Free)	< Vote >

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