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1. Let's face it: a date is a job-interview, that lasts all night. The only difference between a date and a job interview is: not many job-interviews is there a chance you'll end up naked at the end of it. (Face, Date, That, Night, Only, Between, Many, Chance, Naked)	< Vote >
2. Computer dating is fine, if you're a computer. (Fine)	< Vote >
3. My mom always complains about my lack of a boyfriend. Well, next time she asks, I'm going to tell her I'm dating two different guys -- Mr. Duracell and Mr. Energizer. (Always, About, Lack, Boyfriend, Well, Next, Time, Tell, Different)	< Vote >
4. I once dated a girl on the track team. It didn't work out. She kept giving me the runaround. (Once, Girl, Track, Team, Work, Kept)	< Vote >
5. Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with? (Whenever, Date, Think, This, Want, Children, Spend, Their, With)	< Vote >

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