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1. I once dated a girl on the track team. It didn't work out. She kept giving me the runaround. (Once, Girl, Track, Team, Work, Kept)	< Vote >
2. Let's face it: a date is a job-interview, that lasts all night. The only difference between a date and a job interview is: not many job-interviews is there a chance you'll end up naked at the end of it. (Face, Date, That, Night, Only, Between, Many, Chance, Naked)	< Vote >
3. I only date stewardesses. Or maybe it just seems that way. Women always seem to be showing me the exits. (Only, Date, Maybe, Just, That, Women, Always, Seem)	< Vote >
4. I'm dating a homeless woman. It was easier talking her into staying over. (Woman, Into, Over)	< Vote >
5. I have no luck with women. I once went on a date and asked the woman if she'd brought any protection. She pulled a switchblade on me. (Have, Luck, With, Women, Once, Went, Date, Woman, Brought, Switchblade)	< Vote >

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