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11.  
Computers will never take the place of books. You can't stand on a floppy disk to reach a high shelf.
(Will, Never, Take, Place, Stand, Floppy, Disk, Reach, High, Shelf)
 
 
 
 
 
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12.  
They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer.
(They, Come, With, Perfect, Office, Another)
 
 
 
 
 
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13.  
Always be wary of the Software Engineer who carries a screwdriver.
(Always, Wary, Software, Engineer, Screwdriver)
 
 
 
 
 
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14.  
Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.
(They, Only, Give)
 
 
 
 
 
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15.  
All sorts of computer errors are now turning up. You'd be surprised to know the number of doctors who claim they are treating pregnant men.
(Know, Claim, They, Pregnant)
 
 
 
 
 
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