1.
To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer.
(Human, Foul, Need) |
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2.
The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense.
(Cobol, Mind, Should, Criminal) |
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3.
Always be wary of the Software Engineer who carries a screwdriver.
(Always, Wary, Software, Engineer, Screwdriver) |
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4.
Reading computer manuals without the hardware is as frustrating as reading sex manuals without the software.
(Without, Hardware, Software) |
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5.
They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer.
(They, Come, With, Perfect, Office, Another) |
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