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6. By the time you're eighty years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember it. (Time, Eighty, Everything, Only, Have, Remember)	< Vote >
7. When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. (When, Dead, Only, Sick)	< Vote >
8. Many people die at twenty five and aren't buried until they are seventy five. (Many, People, Twenty, Five, Buried, Until, They, Seventy)	< Vote >
9. As we grow older, our bodies get shorter and our anecdotes longer. (Grow)	< Vote >
10. A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, 'At my age, I don't even buy green bananas'. (Stockbroker, Stock, That, Would, Triple, Value, Every, Year, Told, Even)	< Vote >

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