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31.  
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
(Issue, Mind, Over)
 
 
 
 
 
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32.  
There is absolutely nothing to be said in favour of growing old. There ought to be leglislation against it.
(Nothing, Said, Ought, Against)
 
 
 
 
 
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33.  
First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to pull your zipper up, then you forget to pull your zipper down.
(First, Forget, Then, Pull, Your, Down)
 
 
 
 
 
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34.  
People say that age is just a state of mind. I say it's more about the state of your body.
(People, That, Just, State, Mind, More, About, Your, Body)
 
 
 
 
 
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35.  
When I was young I was called a rugged individualist. When I was in my fifties I was considered eccentric. Here I am doing and saying the same things I did then and I'm labeled senile.
(When, Young, Eccentric, Here, Same, Then, Senile)
 
 
 
 
 
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