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16.  
Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.
(Like, Everyone, Else, Getting, Begin, Each, With, Coffee)
 
 
 
 
 
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17.  
Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.
(Like, Many, Women)
 
 
 
 
 
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18.  
Everybody wants to live forever, but nobody wants to grow old.
(Everybody, Live, Forever, Nobody, Grow)
 
 
 
 
 
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19.  
Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone.
(Diminish, Extreme, Scoop, Cream, Fall, Cone)
 
 
 
 
 
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20.  
One should never trust a woman who tells her real age. If she tells that, she'll tell anything.
(Should, Never, Trust, Woman, Real, That, Tell, Anything)
 
 
 
 
 
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