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1.  
Yes, time flies. And where did it leave you? Old too soon...smart too late.
(Time, Where, Leave, Soon, Smart, Late)
 
 
 
 
 
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An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
(Best, Husband, Woman, Have, More)
 
 
 
 
 
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As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two...
(Three, Happen, First, Your, Memory, Goes, Remember, Other)
 
 
 
 
 
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To be seventy years young is sometimes far more cheerful and hopeful than to be forty years old.
(Seventy, Young, More, Cheerful, Hopeful, Than, Forty)
 
 
 
 
 
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After thirty, a body has a mind of its own.
(Thirty, Body, Mind)
 
 
 
 
 
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