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1.  
Availability is better than ability for God.
(Than)
 
 
 
 
 
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2.  
Marriage - is an expensive way of getting your laundry done for free.
(Marriage, Expensive, Getting, Your, Laundry, Done, Free)
 
 
 
 
 
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Our toaster works on either AC or DC, but not on bread. It has two settings: too soon or too late. (Sam Levenson)
(Either, Bread, Soon, Late)
 
 
 
 
 
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We can learn much from wise words, little from wisecracks, and less from wise guys.
(Learn, Much, Wise, Little, Less)
 
 
 
 
 
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Who got it, did get it; and who left it, did regret it. (Algerian proverb)
(Left, Regret, Algerian, Proverb)
 
 
 
 
 
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