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1.  
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'
(What, Three, Humiliate, Everywhere, Hold, Purse)
 
 
 
 
 
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Anything you lose automatically doubles in value. (Mignon McLaughin)
(Anything, Lose, Value, Mignon)
 
 
 
 
 
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I was allowed to ring the bell for five minutes until everyone was in assembly. It was the beginning of power.
(Ring, Bell, Five, Until, Everyone, Beginning, Power)
 
 
 
 
 
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Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
(Everybody, Ignorant, Only, Different)
 
 
 
 
 
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The past is history. Tomorrow's a mystery. Today is a gift. That's why we call it the present.
(Past, History, Tomorrow, Mystery, Today, Gift, That, Call, Present)
 
 
 
 
 
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