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31. A cowboy walks into a Saloon after he rode 150 miles on his horse in one day. He had a drink about two weeks ago, but he had himself a lady about two months ago. He enters the s... (Cowboy, Into, Saloon, Rode, Miles, Horse, Drink, About, Weeks, Himself)	< Vote >
32. Q. Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize 1 egg? A. They don't stop for directions. (Take, Million, Sperm, They, Stop)	< Vote >
33. Two guys went to a gas station that was holding a contest: a chance to win free sex when you filled your tank. They pumped their gas and went to pay the male attendant. "I'm thinking of a ... (Went, That, Contest, Chance, Free, When, Filled, Your, Tank, They)	< Vote >
34. One day three dwarfs went walking and saw a sign for a "World Records" competition. The first one entered the 'smallest feet' contest and won. The second one entered the 'smallest hands' contest an... (Three, Went, Sign, World, Competition, First, Feet, Contest, Second, Third)	< Vote >
35. What do you call a dwarf eskimo with a hard-on? A Frigid Midget With A Rigid Digit! (What, Call, Dwarf, Eskimo, With, Hard, Frigid, Midget, With, Rigid)	< Vote >

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