11.
Q. What do women and police cars have in common?
A. They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.
(What, Women, Police, Have, Common, They, Both, Make, Noise, Know) |
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12.
Do you know the difference in sugar and Sweet-n-Low?
ÂÂÂSugar is when you kiss her on the lips!
(Know, Sugar, Sweet, When, Kiss) |
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13.
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office.
After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said,
"Your husband is suffering from a very severe str...
(Woman, Husband, Doctor, Office, Checkup, Wife, Into, Alone, Said, Your) |
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14.
Q. what do a toilet and a woman have in common?
a. without the hole in the middle they aren't good for s***.
(What, Toilet, Woman, Have, Common, Without, Hole, Middle, They, Good) |
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15.
One day, two drunks were stumbling around in the streets of New York, when they decided that they were beginning to get sober. They checked their pockets to see how much money they had on them...
(Were, Around, York, When, They, That, Beginning, Sober, They, Their) |
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