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1. A middle-aged guy and his date are making out hot and heavy in the movies when his toupee slides off. As he's groping around for it, his hand goes between her legs, up under her skirt, ... (Middle, Date, Heavy, When, Around, Hand, Goes, Between, Under, Skirt)	< Vote >
2. A boy was playing with himself in the bathtub when his father walked in and said, “Son, if you don't stop doing that, you'll go blind.” The boy said, “Dad, I'm over here.” (With, Himself, Bathtub, When, Father, Said, Stop, That, Blind, Over)	< Vote >
3. Q. What has one hundred balls and screws old ladies? A. Bingo. (What, Hundred)	< Vote >
4. Q. What two words will clear out a men's changing room quicker than anything else? A. Nice dick! (What, Will, Clear, Room, Than, Anything, Else, Nice, Dick)	< Vote >
5. Gary Condit looks up from his desk to see one of his aides nervously approach him. "What is it?" yells the Congressman. "It's this abortion bill, Mr. Condit. What do you want to do abou... (Gary, From, Desk, Aides, Approach, What, Congressman, This, Bill, Want)	< Vote >

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