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1. Willy's rolling down the hall of a retirement home acting like he's driving a car; an orderly turns the corner and asks Willy what he's doing. Willy replies, "I'm going to Chicago for... (Down, Hall, Home, Like, Orderly, What, Chicago, Weekend, Room, Check)	< Vote >
2. Three altar boys are standing in the snow with their pants down around their ankles. They have their penis' in a snow bank. Sister Margaret sticks her head out the window and says,... (Three, Altar, Snow, With, Their, Down, Around, They, Have, Penis)	< Vote >
3. Steak and sex are two of my favorite things. I have them both the same way -- very rare. (Steak, Have, Them, Both, Same, Very, Rare)	< Vote >
4. How do you re-sleeve a prostitue? - Put a leg of ham up her snatch and pull the bone out. (Sleeve, Snatch, Pull, Bone)	< Vote >
5. A 54 year old accountant leaves a letter for his wife one Friday evening and read's: Dear Wife (that's what he called her) I am 54 and by the time you receive this letter I will be a... (Year, Accountant, Friday, Read, Dear, Wife, That, Time, Receive, Will)	< Vote >

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