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31. Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, an angel tells Ford, "Well, you've been such a good guy and your invention-the assembly line for the automobile-changed the world. As a r... (Henry, Ford, Goes, Heaven, Gates, Angel, Well, Been, Such, Good)	< Vote >
32. Two priests are off to the showers late one night. They undress and step in the showers before they realize there is no soap. Father John says he has some soap in his room and goes t... (Late, Night, They, Step, Before, There, Soap, Father, John, Room)	< Vote >
33. Jesus is walking through a marketplace when he comes across a small crowd stoning a thief ... Jesus addresses the crowd and says "let he among you without sin cast the first stone" .. A m... (Jesus, Through, Marketplace, When, Across, Small, Crowd, Thief, Among, Without)	< Vote >
34. A big, burly man visited the pastor's home and asked to see the minister's wife, a woman well known for her charitable impulses. "Madam," he said in a broken voice, "I wish to draw your at... (Burly, Pastor, Home, Wife, Woman, Well, Known, Charitable, Madam, Said)	< Vote >
35. Gerhard Reinkeâs INTERNATIONAL GUIDE TO IMPORTANT QUESTIONS NOT TO ASK* IRELAND âAre you magically delicious or just angry and drunk? This beer is black- d... (Gerhard, Guide, Important, Ireland, Delicious, Just, Angry, Drunk, This, Beer)	< Vote >

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