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16. Two priests were going to Hawaii on vacation and decided that they would make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy. As soon as the plan... (Were, Hawaii, That, They, Would, Make, This, Real, Anything, Identify)	< Vote >
17. EPISCOPALIANISM You have Anglophile two cows. They are American, but speak with English accents, sit around and smoke the best cigars, drink the finest wine, and enjoy each other's delici... (Have, They, American, Speak, With, English, Around, Smoke, Best, Drink)	< Vote >
18. Stress-Relieving Prayer Lord, Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, The courage to change the things I cannot accept, And the wisdo... (Stress, Grant, Accept, Cannot, Change, Courage, Wisdom, Hide, Those, Kill)	< Vote >
19. A minister has just died and is standing in line waiting to be judged and admitted to Heaven. While waiting he asks the man in front of him about himself. The man says, "I am a taxi drive... (Just, Died, Line, Admitted, Heaven, While, Front, About, Himself, Taxi)	< Vote >
20. In the convent a young nun went to see the mother superior. "Mother, I want to quit the veil." "But why, my child?" "To become a prostitute." "What? What are you saying?" "... (Convent, Young, Went, Mother, Superior, Mother, Want, Quit, Veil, Child)	< Vote >

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