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1. Three clergymen were sitting in a boat, fishing. "I'm thirsty, "said the first."I'm going to go get myself a Coke." So he got out of the boat, walked across the water, and came back with h... (Three, Clergymen, Were, Sitting, Boat, Thirsty, Said, First, Myself, Coke)	< Vote >
2. A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident. The two were in line to see St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter asked the lawyer his name and looked it up in his book. He... (Lawyer, Pope, Were, Both, Accident, Line, Peter, Gates, Name, Book)	< Vote >
3. The new minister's wife had a baby. The minister appealed to the congregation for a salary increase to cover the addition to the family. The congregation agreed that it was only fair, and approved ... (Wife, Baby, Salary, Increase, Cover, Addition, Family, Agreed, That, Only)	< Vote >
4. George W. Bush is visiting a primary school and he visits one of the classes. They are in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asks the President i... (George, Bush, Primary, School, They, Middle, Discussion, Their, President, Would)	< Vote >
5. A new arrival in Hell was brought before the devil. The devil told his demon to put the man to work on a rock pile with a 20-pound sledge hammer in 95 degree heat with 95% humid... (Arrival, Hell, Before, Devil, Told, Demon, Work, With, Pound, Sledge)	< Vote >

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