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6. A guy was duck hunting in Alabama when the park ranger walks up, "Afternoon sir", the ranger says, "You got an Alabama duck hunting license"? "Yes I do", the redneck replies. ... (Duck, Alabama, When, Park, Afternoon, Redneck, Finger, Lick, Then, Sorry)	< Vote >
7. You know you're a redneck when you have an assigned day to wear the family tooth. (Know, Redneck, When, Have, Wear, Family, Tooth)	< Vote >
8. A man traveling down a country road was forced to stop before a giant puddle covering the entire road. Looking to the side of the road, the man noticed a farmer leaning on a fence. "Think... (Down, Country, Road, Stop, Before, Giant, Puddle, Entire, Side, Fence)	< Vote >
9. · You have ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all". · Your Jedi robe is camouflage. · You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light. · At least one w... (Have, Heard, Phrase, Force, With, Robe, Camouflage, Your, Light, Open)	< Vote >
10. If a couple living together for two years in the state of Tennessee decide to relocate to the state of West Virginia, where they get married, have three children over a seven year period, and then ... (Couple, Together, State, Tennessee, Decide, West, Virginia, Where, They, Married)	< Vote >

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