31. You're a redneck if.... Your dog can't watch you eat without gagging. (Redneck, Your, Watch, Without, Gagging) |
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32. You might be a redneck if the Bluebook value of your truck changes with the amount of gas you have in it! (Might, Redneck, Bluebook, Value, Your, Truck, With, Amount, Have) |
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33. You might be a Redneck Jedi if...
You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."
Your Jedi robe is camouflage.
You have ever used your light saber to ope... (Might, Redneck, Heard, Phrase, Force, With, Your, Robe, Camouflage, Have) |
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34. Directions to your house include "turn off the paved road". (Your, House, Include, Turn, Road) |
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35. You're a redneck if.... You consider "Outdoor Life" deep reading. (Redneck, Consider, Life, Deep) |
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