1.
You might be a redneck if you clean your fingernails with a stick!
(Might, Redneck, Clean, Your, With, Stick) |
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2.
1. "You get this round and the next round is on me." I'll be leaving before
the next round.
2. "I'll get this round and the next one is on you." Happy hour is about to
end. Beers are...
(This, Round, Next, Before, Happy, Hour, About, Dollar, They, Where) |
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3.
You have hot flashes at a cattle auction.
(Have, Cattle, Auction) |
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4.
You're a redneck if.... You go to a Tupperware party for a haircut.
(Redneck, Party, Haircut) |
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5.
You might be a redneck if you mow your grass and find three cars.
You might be a redneck if you think the first four words of the national anthem are, ''Gentlemen start your engines''.
(Might, Redneck, Your, Grass, Find, Three, Think, First, Four, Anthem) |
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