1.
Q: What do you get when you line up 12 girls from Kentucky?
A: A full set of teeth.
(What, When, Line, From, Kentucky, Full, Teeth) |
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2.
You might be a redneck if you wonder how service stations keep their bathrooms so clean!
(Might, Redneck, Wonder, Service, Keep, Their, Clean) |
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3.
You're a redneck if.... Your mother keeps a spit cup on the ironing board.
(Redneck, Your, Mother, Spit, Board) |
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4.
You're a redneck if.... You wear your ball cap when you eat in a restaurant.
(Redneck, Wear, Your, Ball, When, Restaurant) |
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5.
You're a redneck if.... You're moved to tears every time you hear Dolly Parton
singing "I Will Always Love You".
(Redneck, Every, Time, Hear, Dolly, Will, Always, Love) |
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