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6. A Marine was coming home from the Pentagon one day. He noticed that there was a lot more traffic than normal. As he got further up the road all of the traffic had come to a halt. He saw a... (Marine, Home, From, Pentagon, That, There, More, Traffic, Than, Normal)	< Vote >
7. ·After the 1993 World Trade Center bombing, which killed six and injured 1,000, President Clinton promised that those responsible would be hunted down and punished. ·After the 1995 b... (World, Trade, Which, President, Clinton, That, Those, Responsible, Would, Down)	< Vote >
8. "POLITICALLY CORRECT TERMS" Dirty Old Man: Sexually focused chronologically gifted individual. Perverted: Sexually dysfunctional. Serial Killer: Person with difficult-to-me... (Correct, Dirty, Individual, Serial, Person, With, Difficult, Meet, Lazy, Deficient)	< Vote >
9. The Iraqi Ambassador to the UN was walking down the hallway and bumped into President Bush. Hoping to break the ice with an innocuous comment, the ambassador quickly said, "Respectfully, sir. I... (Iraqi, Ambassador, Down, Hallway, Into, President, Bush, Break, With, Innocuous)	< Vote >
10. this little old lady calls 911. when the operator answers she yells, "help, send the police to my house right away! there's a damn democrat on my front porch and he's playing with himself... (This, Little, Lady, When, Help, Send, Police, House, Right, Away)	< Vote >

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