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16. Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients on the operating table. The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you o... (Five, Best, Table, First, Surgeon, Like, Because, When, Open, Them)	< Vote >
17. After getting nailed by a Daisy Cutter, Osama made his way to the pearly gates. There, he is greeted by George Washington. "How dare you attack the nation I helped conceive!" Washing... (Getting, Daisy, Made, Gates, There, George, Washington, Dare, Attack, Nation)	< Vote >
18. First Lady Hillary Clinton and Attorney General Janet Reno were having one of those girl to girl talks. Hillary says to Janet, "You're lucky that you don't have to put up with men having sex with y... (First, Lady, Clinton, Attorney, General, Janet, Were, Those, Girl, Lucky)	< Vote >
19. FLORIDA: If you think we can't vote, wait till you see us drive. FLORIDA: Home of electile dysfunction. FLORIDA: We count more than you do. FLORIDA: If you don't like the way we count t... (Florida, Think, Vote, Wait, Till, Drive, Home, Count, More, Than)	< Vote >
20. Q: Why did Hitler kill himself? A: He saw the gas bill. (Hitler, Kill, Himself, Bill)	< Vote >

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