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11. Question : What does a politician and a sperm have in common? Answer : Only one out of millions will become a human being. (Question, What, Politician, Sperm, Have, Common, Answer, Only, Millions, Will)	< Vote >
12. A pair of congressmen met for lunch to hash out their political differences. Ten minutes into the meal, one angrily pounded the table. "You're lying!" he shouted. "Of course I'm lyin... (Pair, Congressmen, Lunch, Hash, Their, Into, Meal, Table, Lying, Course)	< Vote >
13. While trying to escape through Pakistan, Osama Bin Laden found a bottle on a beach and picked it up. Suddenly, a female genie rose from the bottle and with a smile said "Master, may I gra... (While, Escape, Through, Pakistan, Laden, Found, Bottle, Beach, Female, Genie)	< Vote >
14. The "Right-Reverend" Jessie Jackson has added former Chicago democratic congressman Mel Reynolds to the Rainbow/Push Coalition's payroll. Reynolds was among the 176 criminals excused in Pr... (Right, Reverend, Jessie, Jackson, Added, Chicago, Democratic, Congressman, Reynolds, Rainbow)	< Vote >
15. George W. Bush is sitting in a hotel lobby, planning his speech to a group of businessmen, when a little man walks up to him. "Excuse me, Mr. Bush, but my name is Steve Case, and I'm here with an ... (George, Bush, Sitting, Hotel, Lobby, Planning, Speech, Group, Businessmen, When)	< Vote >

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