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1. Why can't the president plat chess? Because the torn down his towers (President, Plat, Chess, Because, Torn, Down)	< Vote >
2. One day there were three surgeons who were arguing loudly over who was the best surgeon. "Oh yeah," the first one yells. "One day there was this guy who came in with all his fingers cut off, I... (There, Were, Three, Over, Best, Surgeon, Yeah, First, This, Came)	< Vote >
3. What do you get when you put 50 lesbians and 50 politicians in a room together? 100 people who don't do dick! (What, When, Room, Together, People, Dick)	< Vote >
4. Which president allegedly had affairs with both a winner AND a finalist in the Miss America pageant? Bill Clinton (Which, President, With, Both, Miss, America, Pageant, Bill, Clinton)	< Vote >
5. A Marine colonel on his way home from work at the Pentagon came to a dead halt in traffic and thought to himself, "Wow, this traffic seems worse than usual. Nothing's even moving." He no... (Marine, Colonel, Home, From, Work, Pentagon, Came, Dead, Halt, Traffic)	< Vote >

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