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6. When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with big tits. In high school, I dated a girl with big tits, but there was no passion. So I decided I needed a passionate girl. (When, High, Girl, With, School, There, Passion, Passionate, College, Emotional)	< Vote >
7. Why do men find it hard to make eye contact with women? Breasts don't have eyes! (Find, Hard, Make, Contact, With, Women, Have)	< Vote >
8. One day a father and his five year old son went to the bank to cash a check. There was a few people in front of them waiting for the bank teller. The lady in front of them was a rather lar... (Father, Five, Year, Went, Bank, Cash, Check, There, People, Front)	< Vote >
9. Stumpy and his wife Martha went to the state fair every year. Every year Stumpy would say, "Martha, I'd like to ride in that there airplane." And every year Martha would say, "I know ... (Stumpy, Wife, Martha, Went, State, Fair, Every, Year, Every, Would)	< Vote >
10. A guy is on a date with this girl, so he takes her to Lover's Lane. When they get up there, she says, ''I have to be honest with you, I'm a hooker.'' The guy thinks about this ... (Date, With, This, Girl, Lane, When, They, There, Have, Honest)	< Vote >

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