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1. Q: How do you get a macho guy to stop calling "it" The Whopper, My Bazooka, and The Thunder Rod? A: Ask, "Is it in?" (Macho, Stop, Thunder)	< Vote >
2. It's the spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He's a pretty hip guy with his own car. When he goes to the front door, the girl's father answers and invites him in. "Carrie's... (Spring, Bobby, Goes, Pick, Date, Pretty, With, When, Front, Door)	< Vote >
3. A woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought his ashes home. One day she picked up the urn he was in, and poured him out on the coffee table. Then she star... (Woman, Lost, Husband, Brought, Home, Coffee, Table, Then, Said, Know)	< Vote >
4. A couple was going out for the evening. They had gotten ready, all dolled up, cat put out, etc. The taxi arrived, and as the couple walked out the door, the cat shot back in. They didn't ... (Couple, They, Gotten, Ready, Taxi, Door, Shot, Back, Want, Shut)	< Vote >
5. John receives a phone call. "Hello", he answers. The voice on the other end says, "This is Susan. We met at a party about 3 months ago." John: "Hmm... Susan? About 3 months ago?" (John, Phone, Call, Hello, Voice, Other, This, Susan, Party, About)	< Vote >

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