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1. 1. Cats do what they want, when they want. 2. They rarely listen to you. 3. They're totally unpredictable. 4. They whine when they are not happy. 5. When you wan... (What, They, Want, When, They, Listen, Whine, Happy, When, Play)	< Vote >
2. Men are like lava lamps. Fun to look at but not that bright. (Like, Lava, Look, That, Bright)	< Vote >
3. Q: How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: That's not funny! (Many, Take, Screw, Light, Bulb, That, Funny)	< Vote >
4. There was a man who loved baked beans, but they always had an embarrassing and lively reaction on him. One day he met a girl and fell in love. When it was apparent that they would marry... (There, They, Always, Girl, Fell, Love, When, Apparent, That, Would)	< Vote >
5. A man had a habit of buying things immediately after reading the ads about the products in the paper. Naturally, his wife was not too happy about it. One day the man read an ad about a sale on stee... (Habit, About, Paper, Wife, Happy, Read, Sale, Steel, Radial, That)	< Vote >

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