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6. Attorney: So you were gone until you returned? Attorney: She had three children, right? Witness: Yes. Attorney: How many were boys? Witness: None. Attorney: Were there any girls? (Attorney, Were, Gone, Until, Three, Children, Right, Witness, Many, None)	< Vote >
7. One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail, and he tripped over a large snake and fell, KerPlop!, right on his twitchy little nose. "Oh, please excuse me!" said the bunny.... (Blind, Bunny, Hopping, Down, Trail, Over, Large, Snake, Fell, Right)	< Vote >
8. The two partners in a law firm were having lunch when suddenly one of them jumped up and said, "I have to go back to the office - I forgot to lock the safe!" The other partner replied, "Wh... (Firm, Were, Lunch, When, Them, Said, Have, Back, Office, Forgot)	< Vote >
9. On their way to a justice of the peace to get married, a couple has a fatal car accident. The couple is sitting outside heaven's gate waiting on St.Peter to do an intake. While waiting, t... (Their, Justice, Peace, Married, Couple, Fatal, Accident, Sitting, Heaven, Gate)	< Vote >
10. A man walked into a lawyer's office and inquired about the lawyer's rates. "$50.00 for three questions", replied the lawyer. "Isn't that awfully steep?" asked the man. "Yes," the lawyer... (Into, Lawyer, Office, About, Three, That, Steep, What, Your, Third)	< Vote >

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