31. Q: What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A: A Doberman pinscher. (What, Black, Brown, Good, Lawyer, Doberman, Pinscher) |
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32. If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why should you never swerve to hit him? It might be your bicycle. (Lawyer, Bicycle, Should, Never, Swerve, Might, Your) |
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33. The Chief Justice of an Appellate Court invited the newly appointed Justice over for dinner. During the meal, the new appointee, Justice Johnson, couldn't help noticing how attractive and... (Chief, Justice, Appellate, Court, Over, During, Meal, Appointee, Johnson, Help) |
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34. Judge: The charge here is theft of frozen chickens. Are you the defendant? Defendant: No, sir, I'm the guy who stole the chickens. (Judge, Charge, Here, Theft, Frozen, Defendant, Defendant, Stole) |
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35. An investment counselor went out on her own. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept coming in, and pretty soon she realized she needed an in-house counsel, so she began interviewing young la... (Counselor, Went, Shrewd, Diligent, Business, Kept, Pretty, Soon, House, Counsel) |
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